Mini Squishable Goth Worm

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for all eternity, until the very heavens fall in a glorious dance of the undead? Cool, cool. 

Specs: 5.5(w) x 14(d) x 8.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!