Hello world, today is going to be a great day! I'm starting with a smile on my face, a spring in my step, a cold brew in my hand, and a terrifying monster hanging on to my back. Oh this wonderful warm morning, the caffeine getting me pumped to give it my all! The robust flavour the ice cubes clinking in the cup, and this horrifying leering monster with big buggy eyes drooling on my shoulder, it really makes you appreciate what you've got. And what I've got is a great tasting iced coffee! And a freakish-fanged monstrosity oh please get it away ahhh. Win!
All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!