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"Why yes," you say. "It is my tiny tentacled little friend! It is indeed adorable and always keeps a smile on its face! Because it's stitched there!"
Then, the dude in the suit gives your Micro Squishable Octopus a squeeze, hands you a suitcase full of cash and offers you a part in a live-action remake of Powerpuff Girls.
3 inches of pink, round good fortune, all new material, ages 3 and older only! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.