Have you ever waltzed with a Horse? Perhaps done the Electric Slide with an equine? No? Well let me ease your fears! Horses are odd-toed ungulates, meaning they have only a single toe on each foot! Result: you don't have to worry about stepping on their toes! And even if you did, the Horse would be much too polite to mention it. After all, they know what it's like to have two left feet...they have two right feet as well! So boogie away with your horsey friend! And by 'boogie' I mean snuggle in a dynamically graceful way!