Some fluffy puppies, you want. You want to pet and cuddle them, and tell them they're the best thing in the whole widdle world. And then there are some puppies you need. Like the Pug!
Case in point: Prince William of Orange! As the story goes, in 1572 a Pug saved his owner's life by alerting him to assassins! Here's how we think it went down: in the dead of night, seeing the danger from the castle walls, this Pug whipped up a carrot cake and spelled the words "Your Excellency, some assassins are here to see you. Love, your Pug," in buttercream frosting. Prince Orange went to cut a slice, and the alarm was given. True story!
Like its cousin the Squishable Pug, this little Mini Pug has your best interests at heart! So cuddle him like your life depends on it! 7 squishy inches of alert confectioner! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!