If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere! That goes double if you don't have opposable thumbs! Rats have really made it in the big city, outnumbering the bipedal powers-that-be. Living, rent-free, sampling downtown's trendiest restaurants, getting private viewings at any museum they choose - Rats have it figured out! Don't call them pests, call them locals! You think a chinchilla could make it on these gritty streets? Fuggeddaboutit!
7 squishy inches of Scurrying Noo Yawkah! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!