Behold the new, fearless Bigfoot of today! Gone are the days of hiding those problem areas with airbrushed photography and poor lighting! Say goodbye to the social wallflower, pacing furtively in the woods while the cool kids slow dance!
Yes, this Bigfoot has turned from coy to cool! All it took were some kind words and a little unblurring makeover to bring him out of the forest and into the limelight! Indeed, with the inspiration from Bigfoot's new front-and-center attitude, you too may be able to step up, step out and do your big, hairy best out there! 15 squishy inches of cryptid with chutzpah. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!