Hey there long-legged Flamingo, what's your classy world like way up there in the stratosphere? Are there shrimp snobs? Is all the furniture pink? Do you hang out at your namesake hotel in Vegas? Would you ever go on a fabulous date with a flamingo shorter than yourself? This Pink Flamingo keeps his feet firmly planted on the ground, and will humbly answer all your questions, in return for a lifetime supply of shrimp cocktail. And a pink limo.