Seals: dogs of the sea! They start life as puppies! They love to play! They wear little bandannas when they come back from the groomers! Well, that last one may not be true (but really, who knows?). Yet, the similarities remain striking!
There's one thing that land-pups and sea-pups don't have in common: you can't take a sea-pup home! Something about needing wide expanses of ocean for migration. I don't understand the appeal of hundreds of miles of chilly water over the cozy confines of a loving household. Then again, I don't understand the appeal of house-shopping shows, and those have been popular for years! But unlike cheesy reality TV, we have a solution: a Spotted Seal designed with land-pup tolerances for comfort and warmth! You're welcome! 15 squishy inches of doggy equalizer. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!