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Snacker Hamburger

$1899 $1999


A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
5(w) x 5(d) x 4(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!

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