Oh little spiky Pufferfish
I bet that you would taste delish
If prickly face and spiny tushy
Were made of substance much more squishy!
And yet, transmogrification
Cannot improve our situation.
Our triumph would be oh so fleetin’:
A plush fish is not made for eatin’!
So cuddle him when times get rough
And spurn the nibbles full of fluff!
This Pufferfish is legendary
For purposes less culinary!
15 squishy inches of inedible fishy. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!